Guys,  one of you better hide me,  because ol’ Charles Dera here got into a real boondoggle down at the used car lot… My buddy had told me a hot little number worked there,  and sure enough,  there was Aspen Rose,  all flirtatious and cocksure she could grab ahold of my wallet and have me driving away in some lemon. Well,  my cock was sure it wanted me to grab ahold of Aspen’s ass and drive away inside her,  so I took the car for a spin and got us some privacy. Then I laid down a deal of my own: I would pay her commission on the car if she knocked off the sales routine and sucked on my stickshift. Aspen had dollar signs in her eyes and watery lips. I knew she was down to cut a deal for doggystyle and a blowjob,  so I drove a hard bargain right into her red zone. And with Aspen the ride is smooth as freshly laid asphalt. But after that,  well… let’s say ol’ Chuck had to blow that town at high-speed…