So my girl Becca calls me up and tells me I just have to see what she has done with her downtown loft. I thought I was just going to see some regular old remodeling and decorating stuff and while I knew it was going to look great I knew something was up because she asked me to bring along my personal joy fuck club. When we got there she surprised us all. She did not just decorate her loft any old way. She made a swingers club out of it. I was astounded and although we were not able to stay for the grand opening that night we got a private VIP tour with all and I do mean all the extra perks.