I went to go pick up some platters at this great greek restaurant when I met Persia. She is a local food critic who just happened to be there rating the eatery. She said she was always busy working on her food column and really didnt have time to socialize much between her work and her kid. I told her I never had much time to socialize either. WINK, WINK. I guess she thought we were some type of kindred spirits because she opened up to me right away. I never knew food critics had so much pull. The restaurant manager left and we locked up behind him. I was all over her huge fun bags and I made sure she got a taste of my Tzatziki testicle sauce.