I was just planning to go out for a little sushi and my whole night got completely side tracked. As usual everybody wanted to go to different places,  so the sushi got 86'ed. My buddy was in town so he picked. He wanted Italian,  so we went to some dive that had pitchers for a dollar. We were about to go in and saw this hottie Asian girl all by herself. She had gotten in some huge fight with her husband and that's when mini-milf started to take over. Looks like I got my sushi after all!