My friend Loupan got beat up and asked me if I can help him find a good martial arts instructor to teach him how to fight. I knew Roberta knew a couple of things here and there but she was no instructor. At the end of the day I knew all he really needed was to get laid and he would feel better. Roberta came in and made believe she was a martial artist. She whooped on him for a few minutes and as soon as he started getting sore she made him feel better with a little loving.