Well it was bonus time,  and I was up against another guy in the office. He always sells about the same amount as I do. Our boss flat out told us the we had to split the bonus. We both were pretty pissed about it. After arguing over it she threatened to not give us a bonus unless we split it. We agreed to split it. We were both surprised when she said our bonus was her. She said that we could violate her tits,  pussy and asshole. That is exactly what we did.