I called one of those massage parlors... The babe they sent to me was sexy as hell and rubbed me down good,  lookd good enough to wax it too. I told her I wanted to tip her extra,  but she had to come inside,  and get it. turns out she wanted the dick more than that tip! As soon as I got her wet uniform off,  I noticed that our little wash lady,  is built like a CHAMP! She shredded my clothes off,  and went straight at me! I never would have thought that getting my car washed,  would lead to me getting my dick waxed!!! What a great Deal!