After a wild night out with the frat boys, Xander Corvus finds himself covered in ink, and completely naked. Not only is he lacking clothes, but his buddies left him in the middle of the girls' dorm rooms. After knocking on a few doors to try and get someone to lend him some clothes, he finally catches a break when Christie Stevens lets him in. She's not trying to help him though, she's trying to help herself...to some dick.