So Tony took me for a long walk through the Sahara Desert - or at least Brazil's version of it - so we could find his "underground spot." I can't even lie, this spot was well worth it once we actually made it, We hung out with the locals for a bit, grabbed a few coconuts from this pretty young thing. We kept trying to make conversation with her but she couldn't understand a single word we were saying. With some weird sign language that he made up, Tony manages to explain that he would buy all of her coconuts if she would give us a ride back to the beach house. To my surprise, it actually fucking worked!!! So we get home with this chick and Tony wastes no time! He gets a good grip of her flawless ass and sticks his tongue in mouth. They make their way to the bedroom and...well...let me just say I wish I could do some of that weird sign language too! Fucking Dick!