I catch 19 yo. Autumn getting intercepted by the office building's security guard. She tells him a wrong suite number and he sends her on her merry way to the other side of the complex. I run back to my office, and text her the correct location. When she finally makes it to me, I'm happy to see she's even cuter than in her pics. She never got the lead part in her High School's drama club (seriously) so now she wants to be a big pornstar and show the world what she's got. Instead of acting lessons I introduce her to the wonderful world of early ejaculation-inducing blowjobs (okay, SHE taught me that one. Amazing BJ!), anal sex, and creampies. She thinks I'm joking when I tell her I came inside her - turns out she's not on birth control. After her hysterical laughter subsides, the security guard comes knocking to see what all the noise is about. I send him off first and then I send her off with directions to CVS and a $5-off coupon for a Plan B kit. She's nice enough to send me a pic of it. Crisis averted. Probably. PS: the couch is back next time.