Since my friend Steve had so nicely agreed to fill in for me this week, I didn't want him have to deal with the usual fallout of tricking some naive 18 year old into the Backroom routine. And I didn't want to risk another walk-out, or some other disaster. So instead I had a friend connect me with the cheapest, laziest - and most importantly, easiest, part-time hooker possible. The kind that does "things on the side, but never on camera so far". That would be Anna Marie. Chewing gum with her mouth open, acting 'ghetto', whoring behind her boyfriend's back while "in town to see family", and all that classy stuff. I told her on the phone she's GUARANTEED future work in movies if she just goes "all the way" during her interview. Steve is the man who decides which girl gets their tape in front of the producers (LOL!) and she'll have to fuck him on camera, but it's really just a formality, I promised. Well, I forgot to tell Steve about her background. Unfortunately I also forgot to tell Steve that I further told her she'd get $200 and a bag of ..."stuff" after the shoot, if she does good (Hey, I say what I have to...) Since Steve is completely anti-"stuff" and doesn't carry cash around, I wish I had been around after she put her cum-stained clothes back on and asked for her payment. Sorry Steve! On that note: anyone have directions to the closest STD testing facility?